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< SMS Text to: Stalker Whale Dude >

[11:15 am] Okay, I’m gonna be real with you.

[11:29 am] That ‘appear-out-of-thin-air’ thing you do it kind of creepy. Like, you do it unannounced and I just? Like, yeah, some cute guy randomly appearing in front of you is nice but when you do it at least three times a week it starts to get really weird.

[11:41 am] Like, I half expect you to randomly appear while I’m taking a shower and that’s just? Please don’t do that.

[11:45 am] Announce yourself or some shit I mean come on you’re gonna give someone a heart attack. I will buy you a collar with a bell if I have to. It’d be cute, people would hear the bell before you appeared and be like ‘shit Outsider is coming at least I’m not surprised.’

[11:50 am] — Have you ever appeared while someone was getting it on? 

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