ofavarice
asked:
♠ ✘ ☠ ☼ ♔ [[ YEHAW ]]
send a symbol - get the following from my muse ;

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

< SMS Text to: Sweets Thief >

[02:15 am] This guy just whipped his dick out at the bar. I looked down at it and said ‘oh goody I needed a tic tac’.

[02:29 am] He’s flirting with me now I am scared is he turned on by insults?

[02:41 am] pls come pick me up he won’t leave me alone I’m f ive seconds away from breaking a peanut bowl oveer his head.

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Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

< SMS Text to: Sweets Thief >

[12:59 pm] Feste chewed a hole in Garrett’s boots how do I fix it?

[01:11 pm] FUCK.

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Send ☠ for misguided advice

< SMS Text to: Sweets Thief >

[07:02 am] I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

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Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

< SMS Text to: Sweets Thief >

[02:09 pm] Congratulations.

[02:11 pm] You are a dick.

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Send ♔ for an angry text

< SMS Text to: Sweets Thief >

[07:30 pm] GOD DAMNIT GARRETT STOP PICKING THE LOCK TO MY DOOR.

[07:34 pm] I HAVE A HEART ATTACK EVERY TIME DAMNIT.

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